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Alright guys, I’ve seriously hit a new low this time. Its 9:00 on a Wednesday night, I’m drunk by myself, slow dancing to “Always Be My Baby” by Mariah Carey ”I Wanna Dance With Somebody” by Whitney Houston with my dog. My life is in shambles.
Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I smell really good right now.
Does it make me a bad person because I believe that other people’s loss is my gain? I love watching people fail. I’m horrible, I know.
Obligatory “OH MY GOD, I just watched last night’s Glee and now I am listening to the soundtrack. It was so good!” post.
I’m a real bitch if I don’t get to watch my fourth hour of the Today Show with Kathie-Lee and Hoda.
Progress report: I finished, kinda. I got seven pages and that is just going to have to be good enough. Sorry, English class. You really do not mean that much to me. Goodnight!
Main claim: The use of propaganda over time and its continuous and recent, rapid popularity amongst government and advertising agencies has contributed to the decline of real human knowledge and has negatively impacted the stability of the human psyche because of its association with forced ideas and ideology on society.
WRITERS BLOCK. WRITERS BLOCK. WRITERS BLOCK. SERIOUSLY.
My roommate is probably going to kill me. I’m just running around my house with a shirt wrapped around my head screaming the lyrics to “YOUR A JERK.” Happy Monday!
I WAS A TRAGIC MESS LAST NIGHT, MY APOLOGIES.
Oldie but Goldie.
I just walked in on my roommate and her thirty year old boyfriend fuckbuddy having sex. Jesus Christ.
FUCK YEAH CONFEDERATE HISTORY MONTH. FUCK YEAH WHITE POWER!
“I actually write a lot of papers for fashion. Even though everyone thinks we’re stupid.” - the cutest little fashion major in my English class
2NITE IM LOSING MY RELIGION. (via schwenk)