October 2011
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You literally smell like straight up liquor. You need to leave work, take a...
– My supervisor
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IM WAY TOO DRUNK AND THEY’RE PLAYING ADELE AT THE CLUB
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Also, I’m sitting in Starbucks listening to this short haired gender studies major (literally the most lesbian) talk about agnosticism and how she believes in “finding creation and your purpose in life.” I am about to throw up and burn this place down.
Update: She’s now talking about how her uncle works for Apple in Cupertino and how she works at a coffeeshop that is...
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Hello? Does anyone in Boston drink? Everywhere is...
Huh?
Thoughts about Boston so far:
Where are the black people? Where are the dj’s and dancing? Everyone is sexy beautiful. Everyone is also straight. And apparently the Bruins won?
Just took two shots of vodka and drank half a...
I’ll either wake up healthy, or not wake up at all. Wish me luck, Boston tomorrow!
We Found Love (Feat. Calvin Harris) | Rihanna
E! True Hollywood Story: Rihanna and Chris Brown?
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Doctor: I think you're just being over dramatic. You're fine.
Me (very dramatically): Ew! You do not know me like that!
Doctor: ....Obviously I do.
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Sometimes it’s just embarrassing to me that I can’t fall asleep because I’m too busy watching videos of white boys rocking off on Youtube and browsing Tumblr for pictures of greasy food I want and can’t have because its 1:15 in the morning.
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Lyndsey: I wanna get my dick wet.
Me: I wanna get some ice cream.
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You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how...
– Eleanor Roosevelt
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Just getting around to watching American Horror...
And its creeping me the fuck out. I don’t think I can deal with the stress associated with watching this show.
Edit: Just finished the pilot. It’s very stressful. Not scary, not frightening, just suspenseful and stressful. And weird. I don’t know that I will keep watching it - solely based on the fact that I feel like my brain was just fucked with 9 inches. I don’t know...
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You were running and I guess you couldn’t stop so you just face planted...
– A friend’s recount of my night.
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