October 2011
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Oct 30th
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“You literally smell like straight up liquor. You need to leave work, take a...”
– My supervisor
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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IM WAY TOO DRUNK AND THEY’RE PLAYING ADELE AT THE CLUB
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Also, I’m sitting in Starbucks listening to this short haired gender studies major (literally the most lesbian) talk about agnosticism and how she believes in “finding creation and your purpose in life.” I am about to throw up and burn this place down. Update: She’s now talking about how her uncle works for Apple in Cupertino and how she works at a coffeeshop that is...
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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Hello? Does anyone in Boston drink? Everywhere is...
Huh?
Oct 22nd
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Thoughts about Boston so far:
Where are the black people? Where are the dj’s and dancing? Everyone is sexy beautiful. Everyone is also straight. And apparently the Bruins won?
Oct 21st
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Just took two shots of vodka and drank half a...
I’ll either wake up healthy, or not wake up at all. Wish me luck, Boston tomorrow!
Oct 20th
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We Found Love (Feat. Calvin Harris) | Rihanna  E! True Hollywood Story: Rihanna and Chris Brown?
Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Doctor: I think you're just being over dramatic. You're fine.
Me (very dramatically): Ew! You do not know me like that!
Doctor: ....Obviously I do.
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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Sometimes it’s just embarrassing to me that I can’t fall asleep because I’m too busy watching videos of white boys rocking off on Youtube and browsing Tumblr for pictures of greasy food I want and can’t have because its 1:15 in the morning.
Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 14th
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Lyndsey: I wanna get my dick wet.
Me: I wanna get some ice cream.
Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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“You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how...”
– Eleanor Roosevelt
Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Just getting around to watching American Horror...
And its creeping me the fuck out. I don’t think I can deal with the stress associated with watching this show. Edit: Just finished the pilot. It’s very stressful. Not scary, not frightening, just suspenseful and stressful. And weird. I don’t know that I will keep watching it - solely based on the fact that I feel like my brain was just fucked with 9 inches. I don’t know...
Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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“You were running and I guess you couldn’t stop so you just face planted...”
– A friend’s recount of my night.
Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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