August 2011
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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What is wrong with drunk me?
Random Girl: Oh my god! I met you on Friday!
Me: Um, really? I mean, probably. Hey!
RG: Yes! You were on the porch, telling every girl that walked by whether or not they were pretty.
Me: Oh my god. You're kidding right?
RG: Nope. But you said I was pretty *hugs*
Me: I don't remember anything. I'm so sorry.
RG: No worries from me. You told me I was pretty. Those other girls you told were "booshie as fuck" might have a problem though.
Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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I just spent over $100 at the ABC store.
I just spent over $100 at the ABC store.
Aug 27th
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She is flawlessness.
Aug 26th
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NEW ICON →
Because Beyoncé is flawless and so am I.
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
Aug 20th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 8th
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Would you not like to be sitting on top of the...
Aug 7th
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Aug 7th
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Just getting around to watching the first two...
And here are some thoughts:  LOVE the gay cancer guy from Louisiana. Like, love. LOVE the old man’s design; hate the old man. LOVE the gay guy who wants the “straight” Mormon. LOVE Anya and the American/London/Madonna Asian. HATE the “straight” Mormon. HATE Sporty Spice HATE Christina Ricci’s fivehead.
Aug 5th
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This is byfar one of the funniest moments in Colbert history. I died watching this. (Skip to 2:18 for the good shit.)
Aug 5th
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Let's celebrate, celebrate we will. Because life...
Aug 5th
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Aug 4th
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Aug 3rd
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Congratulations on your redone home.
Aug 3rd
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Aug 1st