Ugh, reading blog posts by those hippies who got maced for obstructing traffic at their twee Wall Street protest this weekend. It’s totally the #whitewhine of police brutality.
I guess I’ll give my opinion on all of this since I’m already posting about it. Get a life. Yes, Wall Street sucks - blah, blah, blah. You’re not going to change anything by not showering and blocking traffic and yelling for everyone “get out your cameras” as soon as police show up to tell you to relax. I’m all for change, but a sitting protest is doing nothing (and will never do anything) but get you on YouTube (and maced).
Today I was looking back at some pictures and came across one with a funny memory. One that I will always remember. Three summers ago I was visiting a couple of friends playing the Warped Tour (ik,r) in Virginia Beach and we were backstage having some free barbecue and drinks when in walks Jeffree Star.
We had met three days before in Baltimore so he just came over and we started talking. I don’t really remember much of that conversation except we got shitfaced and it ended with him hitting me with a Chanel bag full of bricks - yes, bricks - and storming off screaming “I’VE WORKED WITH NICKI MINAJ. I’M HUGE.”
Any time I’m having a rough morning, the weather has me down, or anything of the sort, I always just go back and read Matt's description on the event invite of his, Lyndsey, and Courtney's party. I cry every time.
Calling all ladies, nubian queens, black princesses, african goddesses, models, skeezas, bitches, heauxs, lesbians, cum guzzlas, ballin bitches, divas, heifaz, playettes, dodoobraids, housewives, gold diggaz, crackheads and chickenheads it’s really time to invest in that new lace front cuz this right here is the party of the fuqqin millentium in this bish.
A celebration of the worldwide holidays when Lyn-C & Mattasia slithered out of they madre’s vaginas & C.Willy’s sendoff porque this bish is finnta be vacationing on Jupiter for a hot minute. Year 11 formal status. Shade will be thrown at povo public school slags. Bring 40z, scrampagne & otha alcoholic beverages so you can get drizzy. The 3 party girls accept all types of gifts in this bish. hi haters. bye haters.