June 2012
49 posts
I feel like Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids
Re: Pride weekend in DC.
Everyone’s all “let’s get a hotel!” And I’m all “Is Occupy DC still happening because we could set up camp for free?”
May 2012
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Was just informed that my last day of work will be an entire month before I was expecting it to be.
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who drink.
– My fortune cookie
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Anonymous asked: youre so fat. dont wear plaid again. stripes make you look bigger-i.e. gorrrl on the far right
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the sleeves. cut them off.
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themorallycorruptfayeresnick:
This generation’s Lucille Ball.
Flawless. My queen.
famosus:
Me in every situation
Just finished college lol let’s drink things
LATRICE MOTHAFUCKIN ROYALE